Bob’s not exactly smiling anymore
A judge has ordered the maker of Enzyte to pay a $500 million fine for defrauding people with their fake penis pills, which may pretty much put the company out of business. Maybe now, we can hope that...
View ArticleIf only teens loved something more than smoking …
The Southern Nevada Health District has discovered the key to getting teens to stop smoking, picking up where tobacco companies have failed. (Which is surprising because those guys are marketing...
View ArticleAd space made better with invisible actors
PETA: the terrorist organization that you can’t live with them, the terrorist organization you can definitely live without them. That’s probably the attitude that Dodge shares with us. A recent...
View ArticleThe McBournie Minute: The most annoying pre-Super Bowl ads
One of the worst things about our civilization is advertising. It’s been around pretty much as long as humanity has. It’s supposed to be eye-catching first and informative second, but today, it’s...
View ArticleYou Missed It: State of paranoia edition
Gov. Greg Abbott, seen here in between sessions of furious masturbation watching ads for “Texas Rising,” a TV event coming to History this Memorial Day. Check your local listings. Every now and then,...
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